Welcome, Brothers from far and wide!
This site’s a messy stew of stuff we’ve snatched, swiped, borrowed without asking, and straight-up yoinked from other people’s hard work. It’s not invited, not official, not blessed by anyone important, and not rubber-stamped by the big shots. We’re pretty sure most of it’s close to accurate, but don’t bet your lunch money on it.
Heads-up:
Some nosy eyewitness might crash this party and ruin everything.
Speaking of eyewitnesses: Don’t trust ‘em for a second—they’ll lie through their teeth faster than you can say ‘I Should Not Do This.’ Step inside if you dare, but don’t say we didn’t warn you